four things about my dogs . . . .

my wife owns three very large dogs.    which pretty much means i own three very large dogs.

they are from left to right:

                                   bear                                                     lexi                                                       porsche

1/2mastiff / 1/2 great pyrenees         full blooded english mastiff           full blooded english mastiff

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1.  they have incredibly deadly farts.

2.  they have cost me, in the last 4 years,  over $12,000 in knee surgery’s, replaced door jams, replaced window sills, replaced blinds, replaced grass, replaced coffee tables, replaced rugs, electronic fences, replaced drywall and dog food.

3.  they eat a lot so the obviously the poop alot

(ok technically that isn’t a picture of a dog pooping.  but you have to admit it is close.)

 

4.  stuffed animals do not stand a chance.

actual video of dead stuffed animal entrails from my house